I'll flip you for it

Rory's girl friend and some of here mates arrived in the commerce last night. They wanted to go out in Hollywood. Got an hour in on the threadmill before we headed out, which I was very happy with. Had a plan to take it easy on the booze. The girls wanted to go to a night club that the lads in the TV program "The Hills" go to. We get there and theres like no fricking hope of 8 of us gettin in. I had feeling a quick $20 bribe wasnt goin work here. Anyway so I am there creepin at the back of the heard spying on the redic hot burds goin in when were usherd in. Word filters back that we bought a table for $xxx. Wtf that amount to get in to a night club. We got 2 bottles of vodka aswel with it. I decided I was goin get my moneys worth. Next thing I know I am back in the hotel room deciding I am goin giv the tables a spin. Get in to a 10/20 with $3k and am up to $3,500. I am talken the best game in the world and recking every one's head. When the local chinese pro goes,
China man "You think your a hot shot"
dagunman "obv"
China man "what u got in front of u"
dagunman "3,500"
China man "i flick you for it"
dagunman I was like ah bollix I am found out know, ah fuck it sure will giv him a spin
So we run a holdem hand blind for $3,500 each! Flop aq742, I look down j5. I announced u got me j hi, he goes j hi aswel, i tell him ya got me so I hav 2nd nut low jack. Hes starts goin mad just the j3 for me. I start goin nuts doin the whole hevad khan monkey dance. When a man is down u gotta kick him again so I offer to go double or quits knowing theres no way he could. Then start hammerin with abuse and demanding that he refers to me as hot shot. I am now in full swing screaming abuse at every one at the table. I am hittin cards aswel so am up to $17k before ya know it. I am binning chips like a mother fucker. Have $9k back in my pocket on the sly.
Eventually they cop on and are like you have taken about $3k off the table.
"Oh ur not allowed do that,you are in Ireland, I taught you could do it here, I am such a spa sorry lads" "Well then put it bac on". "tbh lads it is more like $9k and its not goin bac on the table and if you hav a problem I'll leave the game with all your money". Eventually get out of the game winnin $11k which puts me up $9k for the commerce.
On a serious note I try my balls off for 2 days trying to grind profit. Then arrived pissed and scoop the loot. No juatice in life.