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Got to vegas. Went on the absolute rip last night with chub and my school mates who are in vegas at the mo.
Played the round of each there lasted 50mins. Its a 5k starting stack blinds 50/75 in the holdem and 25/50 in the plo so its a fast movin tourney. Got crippled early on with ak. Raised it up and called by a decent player behind. Flop a62 i lead 300 into 550 r so. Turn a 6. Which imo is a gud card. I check he bets 800 I call. River a 3, i check and he bets 1500 I call and he has 222. Like he eithier has 222 or ak/aq/aj there. Not sure if goin broke would hav been the right play. Played a hand nicely got backed up to 4,500. Said to chub not calling any one light today. Obv didnt stick 2 my plan and ran into the nuts with a light call. Lokin bac on the hand it was unreal bad play by me(was in plo). Was 1200 on the river about 30% of my stack.

Exit hand
Hand: 3k chips a875 nut hearts . I am in the bb and call a raise to 2oo so 150 more. Flop k42 with hearsts. Nut hearts and gutter. Checked around. Turn a 7 making me double gutted with 1 pair and nut hearts. I semibluff and bet pot 1050 thinkin no 1 behind can have a set as not checkin on a drawy board and its unlikely a set of 777's is out there given my holding. Anyway some ginger duth fucker, (same bollox who got me with the 222) was slow playen the kkk behind. He sticks me in, and I call off my last 1600. I am a 2/1 dog and a blank falls on the river.
Frist wsop event and its over in 50 mins. Annoyed about the call i made but other than that it was all standard stuff. Ur so shallow u lose one biggish pot and ur on a life support machine.

Funny story
Got the old shits from the dehydration. Had a few nervous moments, we were close to poopy in the pants time. Really adds to the excitment, it basically means i am part taking is some sort of gambling the whole time and some times several forms. To add to the excitment it can be hard to hunt down a toilet in these mazy casino's. Anyway just as I nearly soilded my self as I rushed from the bj table it reminded me of Irish college about 10 years ago. Me and Mc Shane were in a house full of bogers who didnt really like us for some reason. We used to play poker in the house where me and Mc Staz would relieve them of the hard earned money they got from there poor farming parents. One day a big pot developed when I had the best of it. I was dieing for a wee wee but if I left the table my hand was dead. Anyway your man was taking an age to call off his money, he also knew I was in bad need of the bathroom . Eventually he calls and I bolt out the door to the toilet. In the process the dam bursts and I drench myself. I am seen and there are 20 rowdy lads banging the door of the toilet as i am sittin in there wondering would should I have bet move on the river.