$5k wsop 6 handed

Played the 6 handed there, lasted 3hrs before busting. Got it in with jj v ak for the 17k pot. Couple of aces on the flop and a k on the river was more than enuf to send me home. Was pretty card dead for the first few levels and my starting stack of 10k was down to 8k so was moving time. The 6 handed event is super aggro and 40% of the field was gone before I made my exit.
Might play a mega satty tonite and the omaha in binions casino 2mor, there both $1k events.
Played some cash last nite. Played a 10/25/50 plo. Was a soft enough game but only got out winning $100 so was virtually a non event considering I risked $10k.
Got taken out for dinner on a kinda poker business related dinner last nite. Anyway me and chub were sittin oppsite a model and a pornstar(both females with MASSIVE implants). The pornstar had the biggest ballons ever. After about 20 mins of stareing at them I turn to chub and inquired had a motor boat crossed his mind. He insto errupts laughin, he had been think the same thing as me for about the last 20 mins odd also. I rekon I could hav broken all pervious motar boating speeds ever recorded with my expirnece and her jet engines. From the meal it was on to the playboy lounge in the Palms. Savage club that over looks the strips and is full of hot bunnies. Had the tourney the next day so decide to get an early nite.
My sickeness got the better of me and I said I will play cash for an hour before bedy bies. That was 1' oc and it was well after 6a.m before I got home. Thats when the real fun started, when I was confronted with the funniest dilema/sight of my enitire life. I hav 2 ok it with the person involved if I can write about it, but if he agrees it will be up 2mor.